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Here you'll find all the outerwear your nerd heart desires: from math jokes to fan shirts from radio and television franchises.
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Black Holes Suck
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A black hole is an area of space which has such a strong gravitational field that nothing can escape from it - not even light. So you can definitel...

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Definition: Engineer
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Some call it arrogance, engineers call it expertise. Where others see problems, they see solutions—in ways that normal people couldn't even begin t...

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Anatomy of the heart
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The Anatomy of the Heart T-shirt shows a stylised but anatomically correct heart. The most important components of the heart are named in stylised ...

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Anatomy Park
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Immerse yourself in the crazy world of "Rick & Morty" with this unique T-shirt depicting the legendary Anatomy Park! This design brings the chaotic...

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1990
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In the 90s, all was still well with the world - Germany was reunited, the Cold War was over and the new millennium had not yet dawned. We passed th...

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Quit Screen
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[i]Everything not saved will be lost[/i] This quote might easily have come from J.R.R. Tolkien, but no, this profound saying actually comes from Ni...

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Video games do not make us violent
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It's not the games that make gamers potentially violent... it's bad Internet connections and high pings!

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Pen Paper Dice Friends
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It's funny that the nerdiest game ever made requires friends, isnt't it? *)Anyhow, all you need to have a fun evening is a piece of paper...

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if you can read this
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Sorry to all 1337 h4x0r, but someone had to say it :) If you don't understand what's written on the shirt, you should be happy. Here is the transla...

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reverse engineer
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It's not enough for talented coders to write their own code, they try to analyze other programs and hardware too! For example, they'll wr...

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cd pub; more beer
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If you think shells live on the beach, and a console to you is a video game, this shirt is probably not really meant for you. But... if you have ev...

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Monitored
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Watch out - violent surveillance officers!The "Monitored" shirt shown here skilfully plays with double meanings and brings a humorous twist to the ...

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Roleplay Character DD
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In almost every role playing game, the tasks of each and every party member are set in stone: The Healer is healing, the Rogue is sneaking around a...

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PIrate
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Maths is everywhere and especially bright when Pi is included. Unfortunately, there're too many mere mortals who don't see the beauty of ...

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Network Security
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So, your computer centre urgently needs better security? Are you perfectly qualified for the job? Then don't hesitate: Become a member of the ...

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so much to code...
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For all those code monkeys among you ;-)

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BOFH
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With this shirt, the world of computer users will tremble at the mere thought of you! Clickhere for more information.

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I'm a doctor
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For years, you burned the midnight oil and memorized formulas. Almost blew yourself up during days-long experiments. Proudly wore microscope imprin...

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Ramen Cat
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Anyone who lives with one or more cats knows that these fluffy four-legged friends are often very picky when it comes to food. Only the best is goo...

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Neelix Food Service
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Experience Neelix's culinary adventures with this shirt! The interstellar chef, known from the far reaches of the Delta Quadrant, conjures up dishe...

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Reboot
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Be it software, hardware or the analog world outside the computer - sometimes, when things have gotten too messy and are running hot, all it takes ...

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Unit Circle
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Usually, most of our t-shirts are clearly aimed at people who have already discovered their love for mathematics. But as a true nerd shop, we also ...

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Erzaehlmirnix
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The Floppy Diskette
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What sounds like a joke to today's generations was once an absolute revolution: a data carrier made of cardboard that is inserted into a drive. 80 ...

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Trichotometric
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Please notice: As soon as you finish this construction, it has to be inserted into a tesseract, otherwise displacements of the spacetime continuum ...

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Goldfish
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This T-shirt is a clever play on words and also a piece of jewellery for anyone with a passion for chemistry and physics. The black fabric is embla...

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Gandalf vs Balrog Retro Game
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[i]A wild BALROG appears[/i]!The epic fight from a popular fantasy franchise is re-imagined as a retro game on this crossover T-shirt. Just like in...

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IT-Afro
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[i]Hello, IT— here. Have you tried turning it off and on again? Is it definitely plugged in?[/i]This Shirt is for the fans of Moss and Roy, IT Admi...

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Broken Image
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As you can see, you can't see... well, anything! ;) You know what we mean: You're online... You click on a cool looking thumbnail... and ...

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body
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Printed on the back is, of course, </body>Isn't everybody just a little HTML?

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Tree-Rex
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One can debate whether Christmas trees are truly sustainable these days. So why not take a dinosaur? Big, green, suitable for fairy lights... Okay,...

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T-Rex problems
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Imagine: Christmas, candlelight, the scent of cookies - and a T-Rex desperately trying to place the star on top of the tree. With its tiny arms, an...

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Black Hole
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In case you didn't know, black holes are the perfect hiding place! The “Black Hole” T-shirt explains why: whatever falls into the gravitational aby...

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They call me Pi
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Somtimes one has more in common with a Number than anticipated. The saying ‘They call me Pi because I am irrational and can never stop.’ plays on s...

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T-Rex couldn't wash hands
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The Corona pandemic has reminded a lot of people what they should already have known: It’s important to wash your hands regularly! After all, nobod...

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Vampire Hunters
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This crossover image shows a popular vampire hunting a high-school girl, two brothers who are regularly haunted by the supernatural, a grim and hea...

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Hoodies and shirts for geeks and nerds

Lots of nerds like science fiction. No wonder, after all, spaceships, futuristic gadgets and the shirts you can buy for sci-fi series are pretty cool. But there aren't just unique shirts and hoodies for sci-fi fans in the world of fan merchandise. There are also lots of funny sayings and motifs for gamers, fantasy geeks, horror film fans, computer science nerds and scientists that deserve to be immortalized on a t-shirt. That's exactly what we thought! With us you'll find loads of unusual and nerdy shirts and hoodies for franchises and sciences that nerds and geeks love.

Shirts for scientists and computer scientists

The world of science is big and varied. The computer science and science shirts and hoodies that are available are just as varied. A classic, for example, is the Schrödinger's cat shirt, which is a great way to convey your love of the thought experiment to others. But besides physics, there are plenty of other scientific disciplines for which you can buy T-shirts and hoodies. For chemists, mathematicians, biologists and computer scientists, we have plenty of unique sayings and shirts that will simply sweeten your everyday office or laboratory life. But you don't have to be a scientist to think our shirts are great. If you're a fan of binary code and molecular chains, you've come to the right place. All computer science fans and IT admins who are big fans of the Bastard Operator from Hell should definitely like our BOFH shirt.

Unique shirts from fantasy to science fiction

Many of us probably already have one or two T-shirts from the film, series or franchise that is particularly close to our hearts. After all, you want to show the world what you, as a nerd, really like. Otherwise, why would you decorate your entire apartment with things like Doctor Who merch! Every Lord of the Rings fan would probably like a You Shall Not Pass shirt to show others that they know how to handle a Balrog. And ours is also great for the math fans out there. But most people don't just like one film or video game, most of the time there are lots of different ones that they just love. If you would like to have the right shirts and hoodies for the games and genres that you think are great, then you have come to the right place.