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Here you'll find all the outerwear your nerd heart desires: from math jokes to fan shirts from radio and television franchises.
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Totally fine
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Who hasn't been in this situation? You have a brilliant plan, and are already picturing your brilliant heroics down to every cool detail - and then...

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TARDIS Parking Only
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Hm, Doc Brown obviously overlooked the fact that the TARDIS doesn't always materialize around obstacles in a friendly manner, but occasionally just...

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Floppy disks
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The good old floppy disk. It was one of the first handy long-term memories of the PC, but at the same time incredibly sensitive and unforgiving. In...

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Schrödinger's Cat ADLEIAVDE
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The famous experiment by physicist Erwin Schrödinger (which was, we hope, meant to be an [i]imagined[/i] experiment only!) describes the mad side o...

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RUN CMD
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If genre legends Run DMC are to be believed, the same applies to hip-hop as to computer science: [i]It's tricky[/i]! While the trio Run, DMC and Ja...

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Remember your Origins
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What would the T. rex think if it could see its closest living relatives? Maybe it - like many looking at this shirt - would be disappointedly amus...

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Adminosaurus
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This shirt based on the jurassic park logo is a tribute to all the brave admins combating outdated systems, inexplicable server failures and of cou...

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There is no cloud
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[i]"Do you have too little storage space on your computer? Are vacation photos and old text documents cluttering up your hard drive? Then simply mo...

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Newtons erstes Gesetz
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This product is only available in German.

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islieb - bewilderment
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If there is something in your life that is really bad but cannot be changed, only acceptance will help. Maybe meditation too. Let any thoughts that...

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Merry Extinction-Level Event
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Poor dinos! They've dressed up so nicely for Christmas, decorated the tree and are waiting for Santasaurus - and what they get is a killer comet. B...

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Linux Tux
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Penguins are cool, so beautifully dorky and probably the only birds in the world that have forgotten how to be birds. But no other animal waddles s...

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Hours of debugging
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Basically, programming has a lot in common with Lego: on the one hand, it's worth starting at a young age (keyword: practice early.), on the other ...

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Purple tentacles
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Do you still remember the computer game 'Day of the Tentacle', the successor to 'Maniac Mansion'? If you're thinking: "Funny question, everyone kno...

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Without Engineers
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If you believe the relevant strategists of world history, no plan survives the first contact with the enemy. This principle also applies in the muc...

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C64 load command
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To be able to load programs or games on the C64, you first had to type in a command. So that you don't forget it - and of course for old times' sak...

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Age Test
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Translated into German, the Age Test shirt reads:[i]AlterstestWhat is the connection between these two objects? [/i]Well, the answer will be a no-b...

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Indiana Solo
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Contrary to all rumours, when you go on an archaeological dig, after hours of scratching in the dirt, you usually find a few shards or stones at mo...

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Technically the glass is always full
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Are you an optimist or a pessimist? Just look at the glass and tell us whether it's half full or half empty... We all know this test from school, o...

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Math problems?
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Tutoring in math for desperate people is no problem - after all, you are always helpful and a nice person. So just pass on your number, where you c...

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there are only 10 types of people
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If you don't get this one, you belong to the rest... ;-) If there's a slight smile on your face though, you should probably think about h...

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Turning it off and on again
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What's the most popular answer to calls at the IT support hotline? Of course the sentence: "Have you tried turning it off and on again?&q...

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Choose your weapon
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Are you a role-playing gamer with heart and soul and a passion for table tops and pen & paper adventures?Then dice will probably have an almost mys...

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Ente Wurzel aus Kuh
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This Article is only available in German.

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21 is only half the truth
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As I said, the answer to the question about life, the universe and everything else is 42. It's actually logical that 21 is hiding important facts. ...

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Cat-Ion
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Do you love science, cats and good jokes? Then the Cat-Ion shirt fulfils all the criteria for the perfect nerd shirt. The motif alludes to the name...

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Ein Sysadmin schläft nicht
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Ein Sysadmin schläft nicht

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Specialist for Layer 8 Problems
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Imagine that you’ve just created a model that allows different technical systems to communicate with each other and that features different layers ...

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Physicists make great parents
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Physicists do indeed make great parents! Having an answer as to why the sky is blue, or why flies in a moving car don't hit the back window ar...

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Paranormal Distribution
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Ah yes, the good old normal distribution. What could be better than the steady rise and fall of the Gaussian bell curve? Even those of you who have...

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99 Little Bugs
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If there is any profession entirely deserving of their own drinking song, it’s programmers.The so-called “Programmer’s Drinking Song”, a modificati...

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Neverending Glory
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For the empress! The ‘Neverending Glory’ shirt combines two iconic worlds: Star Trek and The Neverending Story. It shows a Klingon riding on the ba...

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You broke something
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You arrive at the office in the morning, sit down at your desk to do all the important [i]bug fixes[/i], sip your coffee... and then there's a knoc...

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Ah! The Element of Surprise
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If you were to find surprises as an element in the periodic table, it would surely only be by chance (it has to be a surprise). But if you do want ...

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Let's eat children
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Sometimes, a single comma can make the difference between a joke and a nightmare! With this shirt, you humorously demonstrate the importance of the...

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Magicarp at the gym
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Contrary to all urban legends, many nerds really do train hard every day. Just Pokémon instead of muscles. But as any good fitness trainer will tel...

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Hoodies and shirts for geeks and nerds

Lots of nerds like science fiction. No wonder, after all, spaceships, futuristic gadgets and the shirts you can buy for sci-fi series are pretty cool. But there aren't just unique shirts and hoodies for sci-fi fans in the world of fan merchandise. There are also lots of funny sayings and motifs for gamers, fantasy geeks, horror film fans, computer science nerds and scientists that deserve to be immortalized on a t-shirt. That's exactly what we thought! With us you'll find loads of unusual and nerdy shirts and hoodies for franchises and sciences that nerds and geeks love.

Shirts for scientists and computer scientists

The world of science is big and varied. The computer science and science shirts and hoodies that are available are just as varied. A classic, for example, is the Schrödinger's cat shirt, which is a great way to convey your love of the thought experiment to others. But besides physics, there are plenty of other scientific disciplines for which you can buy T-shirts and hoodies. For chemists, mathematicians, biologists and computer scientists, we have plenty of unique sayings and shirts that will simply sweeten your everyday office or laboratory life. But you don't have to be a scientist to think our shirts are great. If you're a fan of binary code and molecular chains, you've come to the right place. All computer science fans and IT admins who are big fans of the Bastard Operator from Hell should definitely like our BOFH shirt.

Unique shirts from fantasy to science fiction

Many of us probably already have one or two T-shirts from the film, series or franchise that is particularly close to our hearts. After all, you want to show the world what you, as a nerd, really like. Otherwise, why would you decorate your entire apartment with things like Doctor Who merch! Every Lord of the Rings fan would probably like a You Shall Not Pass shirt to show others that they know how to handle a Balrog. And ours is also great for the math fans out there. But most people don't just like one film or video game, most of the time there are lots of different ones that they just love. If you would like to have the right shirts and hoodies for the games and genres that you think are great, then you have come to the right place.