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Here you'll find all the outerwear your nerd heart desires: from math jokes to fan shirts from radio and television franchises.
Back to the Past - Main view T-shirt Dark Green
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Back to the Past
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88 miles per hour were yesterday. For those who really want to go back in time, just press Ctrl+Z - the most powerful shortcut in human history.On ...

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Retirement Plan Social Collapse
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Pensions are no longer safe, the climate is changing and the internet is no longer what it used to be - but hey, at least you have a sense of humor...

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Horrible Idea
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Some plans sound like a total loss on first hearing. And yet - somehow... it sounds like fun. If you're one of those people for whom "That's a terr...

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Definition: Button
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As nerds, we love buttons of all kinds: whether controller or keyboard, we know every combo, every cheat and every single function inside out. What...

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Life of an NPC
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How you treat your NPCs says more about you than about them. Yes, of course these often similar characters are just extras in the grand scheme of t...

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Stay at 127.0.0.1
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Translated into "normal language", the T-shirt text would mean something like "Please stay at home. Don't broadcast /connect with everyone". So: "P...

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Eat Sleep Game Repeat
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Build a house, plant a tree and father a son. According to the Bible and popular wisdom, that's all you should have to do in life. We can understan...

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./configure make make install
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There are two kinds of people in the world: Linux users and... the others. The ones who might not understand this shirt, you can recognize them by ...

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Trollface
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Don't we all behave like trolls from time to time, even in real life? Stand up for it and identify yourself with this shirt or simply wear the shir...

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software is like sex
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This quote from Linus hits the nail on the head :)

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Stay Curious
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Every good dungeon crawler knows the situation: You stand before a treasure chest, your eyes gleaming with greed - and then the chest's eyes sudden...

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Chimichanga
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Deadpool and chimichangas - it's a complex relationship. The T-shirt motif shows Deadpool, the iconic anti-hero from the Marvel comics, in a humoro...

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2020 Would not recommend
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Let's not beat about the bush: 2020 has been anything but a great year so far. In January, the next world war loomed, in February half of Australia...

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Mushroom Trip
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Whoever eats a mushroom in the Mushroom Kingdom is known to grow to double size. The two brothers have known this since 1985. The motif shows a won...

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islieb - Do what you want
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A stylish combination of the iconic Disney logo and Grayskull Castle from the popular cult series "Masters of the Universe". Instead of the impress...

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Combo Life Shirt for Magic players
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If you've ever played a trading card game like [i]Magic[/i] or [i]Yu-Gi-Oh![/i], you'll be familiar with the situation on the "Combo Life" shirt: Y...

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Whistleblowers
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You know people who are into dubious conspiracy theories. They often involve aliens kept hidden by the USA ;)However, some "conspiracies" (in the s...

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Schrödinger's Cat
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You certainly know Schrödinger's famous thought experiment... (Please note the back)

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Wanted for Cucco Assault
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There is an iron rule in Hyrule that every adventurer knows: Leave the chickens alone. Really. Alone. Anyone who strikes a Cucco one too many times...

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There's Only One Return
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Two giants, one word, one clear statement: When Tolkien fans and Star Wars devotees meet, sooner or later the big question arises - which Return is...

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Magical Pumpkin Farm
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At the edge of the Forbidden Forest, where the trees stand so densely that barely any light filters through, lies a very special spot. Here, lumino...

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Nuclear Bomb Shelter Refrigerator - Main View T-Shirt Dark Green
Nuclear Bomb Shelter Refrigerator - Main View T-Shirt Black
Nuclear Bomb Shelter Refrigerator
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Indiana Jones showed us the way: In an emergency, a good refrigerator will save you from nuclear apocalypse. Whether that actually works is debatab...

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Korok National Park
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If Nintendo ever published a guidebook for Hyrule, it would probably say right at the front: "Please do not enter the forest without equipment." Be...

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Cations
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Chemistry can be quite dry - until you realize how many of its terms sound as if someone has incorporated a pet. Cations, for example: positively c...

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Corrupted by Chaos?
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If loyalty is not an option, but a duty, you should keep an eye on the time. The Corrupted by Chaos? T-shirt poses precisely this question - and is...

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Spreadsheet Time
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Spreadsheet Time is the shirt for all those who don't shout "Panic!" when chaos strikes, but open a spreadsheet first. The clear print with the fam...

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Tron Life shirt for Magic players
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For a trading card player, there's nothing worse than having the perfect combination of cards in your hand but not having enough mana to play them....

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Aggro Life shirt for Magic players
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There are different types of players you encounter in trading card games like [i]Magic[/i]: Some players focus on the lategame and powerful creatur...

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Just a Normal Game
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Parents and noobs are probably wondering what it means when they see this T-shirt. No, [i]gg[/i] does not mean [i]grins-grins[/i]. Actually, it mak...

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DotA LoL
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If the rivalry between gamers were its own MOBA, DotA would probably win against LoL. Because thanks to deny*, the opposing LoL will never be able ...

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I love my geek
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They really do exist and there are more of them every day - women who like geeks...For all women who still don't know what's so great about a geek:...

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Turn To Page 394
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You know the feeling: you're sitting through a long night, thick book in hand, and then this one sentence appears - cool, almost dismissively throw...

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Faceless Scream
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In 1893, Edvard Munch painted a figure holding their hands in front of their face, silently screaming into the swirling evening sky - an image that...

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Choose Your Time Machine
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Imagine you only have one chance - and three options in front of you: a blue telephone box, a winged sports coupe with flux capacitor and a steam-p...

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Good Friends
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If two introverted nerds are standing opposite each other, there are two possibilities:1. They talk for hours about the latest games and series, do...

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Team BioNTech/Pfizer
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Since vaccinations began, we have seen more and more photos of vaccination patches and vaccination certificates on social media. But of course the ...

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Hoodies and shirts for geeks and nerds

Lots of nerds like science fiction. No wonder, after all, spaceships, futuristic gadgets and the shirts you can buy for sci-fi series are pretty cool. But there aren't just unique shirts and hoodies for sci-fi fans in the world of fan merchandise. There are also lots of funny sayings and motifs for gamers, fantasy geeks, horror film fans, computer science nerds and scientists that deserve to be immortalized on a t-shirt. That's exactly what we thought! With us you'll find loads of unusual and nerdy shirts and hoodies for franchises and sciences that nerds and geeks love.

Shirts for scientists and computer scientists

The world of science is big and varied. The computer science and science shirts and hoodies that are available are just as varied. A classic, for example, is the Schrödinger's cat shirt, which is a great way to convey your love of the thought experiment to others. But besides physics, there are plenty of other scientific disciplines for which you can buy T-shirts and hoodies. For chemists, mathematicians, biologists and computer scientists, we have plenty of unique sayings and shirts that will simply sweeten your everyday office or laboratory life. But you don't have to be a scientist to think our shirts are great. If you're a fan of binary code and molecular chains, you've come to the right place. All computer science fans and IT admins who are big fans of the Bastard Operator from Hell should definitely like our BOFH shirt.

Unique shirts from fantasy to science fiction

Many of us probably already have one or two T-shirts from the film, series or franchise that is particularly close to our hearts. After all, you want to show the world what you, as a nerd, really like. Otherwise, why would you decorate your entire apartment with things like Doctor Who merch! Every Lord of the Rings fan would probably like a You Shall Not Pass shirt to show others that they know how to handle a Balrog. And ours is also great for the math fans out there. But most people don't just like one film or video game, most of the time there are lots of different ones that they just love. If you would like to have the right shirts and hoodies for the games and genres that you think are great, then you have come to the right place.