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There are two kinds of people in the world: Linux users and... the others. The ones who might not understand this shirt, you can recognize them by ...

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56kbps Survivor

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Do you remember that sound? That iconic screech, hiss and beep while your modem painfully dialed into the internet - and you sat there hoping that ...

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Adminosaurus

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This shirt, inspired by the Jurassic Park logo, is a tribute to all the brave admins who fight daily against outdated systems, inexplicable server ...

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Anti-stress Functional giant enter button

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You're sitting in front of your computer, the code won't run, the meeting could have been an email and then your browser crashes - the perfect mome...

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Bad Gateway

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If you read these two words as a German speaker, you automatically get a relaxed feeling. You think of good air, healing springs and absolute peace...

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Before you bother me

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The "Before you bother me" T-shirt picks up on an all too familiar situation in everyday office life, when technical problems occur and colleagues ...

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Binary Tree

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Anyone who claims that computer science and nature are quite a contrasting pair probably doesn't know that computer scientists actually often deal ...

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Defragged Zebra

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Ahh, there's nothing better than order, is there? When everything is in the right place, the books on the shelf are sorted according to the zodiac ...

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Deploy on Friday?

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There are a few unwritten laws in computer science that you have to follow. And if you fail to do so, you are guaranteed not to repeat the mistake....

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A sysadmin never sleeps

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[i]Deep silence reigns in the office,The nerd roots without emotion,And the usersees blue screens all around. [/i]This (slightly modified) poem by ...

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Evil Admin

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It decides what you can and cannot do. Seemingly omnipotent, he simply blocks your user account or deletes all your data. Whatever you do - he sees...

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Four Horsemen

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Death, war, pestilence and hunger - you don't have to be a fan of Albrecht Dürer to recognize this unholy quartet: the four horsemen of the apocaly...

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Geek Button I Will Not Fix Your Computer

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This button should be part of the wardrobe of every person who is even remotely involved with computers. Because this fact does not automatically t...

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Geek Button May The Source Be With You

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What the Force is to Jedis, the source code is to computer scientists. If you control it, you basically control everything. But remember: with grea...

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Geek Button Power

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Now you can attach your own power button to all kinds of things. Get ready to add new features to apples, books, jackets and bags.

Geek Button RTFM

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Before annoying other people with technical questions, you should perhaps take a look at the manual yourself. The next time you're asked, you can p...

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Geek Button The Code Is Documentation Enough

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Let's be honest: anyone who needs additional explanations besides the code wouldn't understand your explanations anyway. The next time someone asks...

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Geek Button Thinking

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Sometimes you just need a little longer to sort out your thoughts. Just point to the button and finish thinking. That way everyone knows and you ha...

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Hacken Open Air Girlie Shirt

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This year's Hacken Open Air line-up is once again second to none: The headliners sudo's Priest and Gnutallica will heat you up on the Black Hat Sta...

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Hacken Open Air Hoodie

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This year's Hacken Open Air line-up is once again second to none: The headliners sudo's Priest and Gnutallica will heat you up on the Black Hat Sta...

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Hacken Open Air Shirt

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This year's Hacken Open Air line-up is once again second to none: The headliners sudo's Priest and Gnutallica will heat you up on the Black Hat Sta...

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I will not fix your computer

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There are simply too many DAUs, so the only thing that helps is a general rejection if you don't want to keep answering stupid questions or uninsta...

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I'm this old

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Some people recognize their age by their back pain. We nerds recognize it by the moment when we want to save a file and briefly think: "Where is ac...

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I am Admin

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In the eyes of many people, administrators are a kind of matrix gods. They sit in front of computers, typing furiously in completely unspectacular-...

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Incel vs. Excel

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We are all familiar with the Excel program. The term Incel sounds similar, but is probably less familiar to most people. Let's put it this way: bot...

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Installing social skills

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We can probably all agree that it's hard to keep your finger on the pulse when it comes to social customs and habits. One moment you're shaking han...

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No backup - no compassion

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Anyone who has ever worked in IT support will be familiar with the following situation:[i] "Can you help me? My computer has crashed and I can't ac...

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Linux Tux

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Penguins are cool, so beautifully dorky and probably the only birds in the world that have forgotten how to be birds. But no other animal waddles s...

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Make ASCII great again

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Let's keep our computers clean and make sure Unicode doesn't get a chance! Things like Unicode undermine our good nerd values. If we really think a...

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Network Security

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Does your data center urgently need decent security? And you're ideally suited for the job? Then why not promote yourself with this shirt :)It says...

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PEBKAC

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Based on a true story: "Look mom, with the new router you no longer need cables and can use Wi-Fi anywhere in the house." - "Can I use it to write ...

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Reboot

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Whether it's the software, hardware or the analog world outside the computer - sometimes, when things have gotten too convoluted and overheated, al...

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Data Center

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In IT, it's called a data center - the sacred place where servers hum and data races through cables. But what if the data center is meant literally...

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Return of the Legacy Code

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Somewhere in the depths of the repository, it slumbers. Undocumented, misunderstood, untouchable: the legacy code. Nobody knows who wrote it anymor...

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RUN CMD

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If genre legends Run DMC are to be believed, the same applies to hip-hop as to computer science: [i]It's tricky[/i]! While the trio Run, DMC and Ja...

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Stay away from Server

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Some things are better left to the professionals. This also applies to "just pulling the plug for a moment". So never - NEVER - enter the server ro...

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